Miss China Paws

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Tuesday, February 13, 2007

The cheek of the humans! It's so irritating when the humans won't let me go upstairs at night. I mean, come ON, it's my house! Grr. Too frustrated to type more.

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Yes, I know, I haven't put my claws to board in months. But there has been TRAUMA in my seven lives. Is it seven lives? I've lost count by this stage. So. Christmas here at a la maison was CrAzY! All the wrapping paper and the smells of the teenage girl human's various beauty things was MAD. This week, they bought me a catnip toy. Normally I ADORE catnip, but this was a Christmas toy! I know they bought it half-price! I'm not stupid! And I will not settle for less then best.
Lots of purrs,
Miss China Paws

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Evil humans!

Do you know what they did?! Well, they bundled me into the cat carrier and shut me in. Then they shoved me into the car. I was howling about treason and kidnap but no other humans came to my rescue! I know! So then, they shut me in a room with one of those things that lots of water comes out of, and left me there for days! I could have starved! My dish didn't smell right, so I couldn't eat! Then, in the middle of the night, I got out! I woke the humans up to pour out my tuna, so I didn 't get to carry out my grand escape plan.
Pah.
So, after that they let me walk around the house a bit, and I'd just let them know it was my house and that was my basket, when they stuck a lead on me and dragged me outside! I tried to escape by jumping on the fence, but TGH dragged me down.
Bad!
Then, I'd just gotten over that tramautic experience, when, the next day, they did it AGAIN! I know!
And, oh uh, there comes TGH and older human with the lead...!
Lots of purrs,
Miss China Paws

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Poor neglected cat

Humans! Are! Bad!
They were out all day, doing something to do with...moving...And they left me no fresh tuna! Bad! The only tuna they left out was all dried up, and I couldn't eat that! So, I was just lying there, hungry, and somehow finding the strength to groom myself when they came home. I, of course, went straight to the door to howl at them. They, of course, realised their sins, and went all "Oh, poor China!" and let me out so I could eat my catfood. Humans! Are! Bad!
Lots of purrs,
Miss China Paws

Saturday, August 19, 2006

Rain, grooming and...wait a minute?!

Rain! Mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrow!!! I hate rain. It's not fair! I couldn't even get out to my chicken catfood, because there were slugs and it was soggy! After a few hours I was so hungry I had to resort to a few nibbles. Slugs! In! My! Food! And then I couldn't go out because it was raining so hard. I howled at the humans to STOP it, but they wouldn't listen. And it took ages to get them to tip out my tuna fish! I mean, I will sip the juices from the tin, but EAT the tuna fish from the tin?! No! So, eventually they poured out my tuna onto the tinfoil. About time! And then water started coming in from the ceiling, so I ran upstairs. Hang on, they're saying something about it being a good thing we're moving....
WHAT?!

Saturday, August 12, 2006

Tag (but not the one on my collar)

I've been tagged by The Meezers, too list 5 weird things about me and my humans.
Here are the rules: The player of this game starts with "5 weird things/habits about yourself." In the end you need to choose 5 people to be tagged and list their names. The people who get tagged need to write a blog about their 5 weird things/habits as well as state this rule clearly, then tag 5 more victims. Don't forget to leave your victim a comment that says "you're tagged!" in their comments and tell them to read your blog.

5 weird things about the teenage human:
  1. She's a vegetarian and won't eat fish.
  2. The place where keeps all the clothes thingies is a mess.
  3. She has over 500 books.
  4. She buys anything with cats on it---books, payjamas, clothes, bags, ANYTHING. Oh, wait a minute, that's not weird.
  5. She's always smearing stuff from a little pot on her lips.

5 weird things about the older humans:

  1. She's a vegetarian who eats fish. Mmm, I get most of it, though!
  2. She's always annoyed when there's cat hair on her clothes. She should be honoured!
  3. When she has to meet someone she spends ages smearing weird smelling stuff all over her face.
  4. She's always pulling a hot stick that hisses over her fur. It looks different after she does it.
  5. I have to push over the little table with her radio on it to get her to get up in the morning and get me tuna.

5 weird fabulous things about me:

  1. I can't eat tuna out of a half full tin or I get tuna on my whiskers.
  2. I can use the computer.
  3. I can hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowl.
  4. I spend lots of time grooming so my coat always looks pretty.
  5. Sometimes the grass in the garden attacks me and I have to run in. This has happened a lot since the roaring machines came and took away my garden.

I tag: Gigolokitty (http://gigolokitty.blogspot.com/), 5 cat flyer (http://fivecatflyer.blogspot.com/), Cat Girl's Amazing Felines (http://www.amazingfelines.blogspot.com/) Manx Mnews (http://manxmnews.blogspot.com/) and The Paw Path Cat Blog (http://pawpathlittermat.com/blog//)

Friday, August 11, 2006

Hmph, nocat's tagging me in the "5 weird things" thing. Somecat tag me! Now!

Copycats!

Everyone is copying my kitty klock!

Humans are BAD!!!

The older human, she shut me out all day, because she had an important phone call and didn't want me to distract her. BAD HUMAN! She is my slave! How dare she lock me out!!
This morning, for a change, the teenage girl human was up early before the older human. She was eating her breakfast, so I rushed over to the door and started scratching like crazy to be let in. She kept on saying "No, you'll wake mum up!", but after a while she let me in. So, then I howled for a while for my tuna, but she didn't take any notice, so eventually I stopped and hopped up on the sofa. And then began thorough grooming.
To get revenge on the older human for locking me out, I sat on all her linen trousers, and groomed myself, so now there's cat hair all over them. HA!
Lots of purrs,
Miss China Paws