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Monday, July 31, 2006

Pet Blog Network

If anyone is wondering why that banner has appeared --->, it's because I have to put that up so I can get in.

Weather = Weird

Clouds. Sun. Rain. Sun. Clouds. Rain. Sun.
The weather is so weird. Why won't it obey me?
War of sofa continued today. I won. But then the human shoved me off the computer chair. Hmph!
New bag of cat food. Mmmmmmmmmmmm. It better be chicken...
Lots of purrs,
Miss China Paws

Sunday, July 30, 2006



Those humans aren't bothering me today because they're busy with the Sunday papers. The girl human very rudely shoved me off the computer chair so she could update her blog or something...
And THEN, just as I'd got myself nicely settled down on the sofa, what does she do? She comes downstairs, and tries to get me off the sofa! Well, I wasn't going to give in without a fight! So, what I did was I moved up and TINY bit, and then when she sat down, I shoved against her. And oh, those humans were laughing their heads off. And then she had the nerve to start pushing back! Well, I wasn't going to stand for that! But then she started reading the papers, and they getting near my whiskers, so I moved up. Ugh! Humans! So tiring!
Lots of purrs,
Miss China Paws

Friday, July 28, 2006

Rain. Bah. Humbug.

Rain. Pouring rain. It's WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY to rainy. However, I did enjoy looking out and feeling smug that I WAS IN, AND GINGERELLA WAS PROBABLY OUT. Ha. Ha. Those humans are so frustrating. Seriously. I was howling at them for ages to tip at my tinned tuna, and when they did they had the nerve to laugh and complain! Everyone knows that you can't eat tuna from the tin when it's halfway done. Otherwise you get fish on your whiskers.
Lots of purrs,
Miss China Paws

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Lazy Summer Evenings (And mornings, and afternoons, and nights...)

Summer. I quite like it, but it's too warm. When it's hot, I mostly just do these things:
  • Lounge around on the trampoline.
  • Lounge around UNDER the trampoline. (It's very cool there.)
  • Sleep.
  • Hooooooooooooooooooooooowl.
  • Sleep under the bed.
  • Sleep under the desk.

I'd quite like a hammock...

Lots of purrs,

Miss China Paws.

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Lift me up, now!

Ugh! Those humans are being so tiresome! You ask them something simple (to lift you up onto the windowstill, because it's too hot to JUMP up), and they make such a song and dance about it! But they did do it.
In the hot weather, I only eat my meals in the evening, because my appetite is very small, and I simply can't eat in the hot weather!
The humans went out to the beach today, leaving me at the house, alone. I decided to throw a party, but then I fell asleep.
They're hands smelt very salty, did they have fish? Suppose not, from the way they were going on how salty those crisps were.
Lots of purrs,
Miss China Paws

Monday, July 24, 2006

Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats

Thank you, Kimberly-Ann, for tellin me about "Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats", by T.S. Elliot. I dug it out from the humans bookshelf, and it was very funny.
Lots of purrs,
Miss China Paws

What I Like To Eat

  • Tuna fish.
  • Chicken flavoured catfood.
  • Cod.

What I don't like to eat:

  • Any oily fish.
  • Any other flavoured catfood.
  • Any other brand tuna then the one I like.

Lots of purrs,

Miss China Paws

No wouldn't it be a shame...

If I thought no one was reading my blog, because no one was commenting, and so I stopped blogging?
Just something to think about, dahling.
Lots of purrs,
Miss China Paws

Sunday, July 23, 2006


*hiss* I HATE that Gingerella! She is a ginger cat with white markings, and she is VICIOUS. She frequently comes onto MY roof, and howls at me! I know! On my roof! She's always trying to steal my nice chicken catfood. Grr...She actually hops down onto the windowstill where my food is, from the roof! She has NO concept of terriotory...*hiss* *meow* The humans are always having to open the window at night to get her off the roof. But do you know what she does?! She runs over, hisses, and tries to attack them! They, of course close the window. Cowards.
Lots of purrs,
Miss China Paws

Mister Mistoffloes...

...Has nothing on me!
Miss China Paws is a wonderful cat
Nothing like her
Has ever been seen
She's under the desk
Or under the bed?
Well, we all say:
Oh well, I never,
Have you ever?
Met a cat so clever as mystical
Miss China Paws

Lots of purrs,
Miss China Paws

10 Reasons Why Cats Rock...

...Well, I do, anyway.
  1. We don't need walks.
  2. We don't need baths.
  3. We're so cuuuuute!
  4. If we like you, we'll sit on your lap and puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuur.
  5. We're sophisticated---unlike dogs.
  6. We like bookish people.
  7. All the good authors have cats.
  8. We have loads of books written about us.
  9. We get fur all over your clothes---how many people can say they have a genuine cat hair coated sweater?!
  10. We're your alarm clock...you might sleep in on a Sunday without us.

Lots of purrs,

Miss China Paws

Aren't I sooo cute?

Seriously? I'm the the cutest cat ever, right? What do you mean, modest?!
Lots of purrs,
Miss China Paws

Two Fave Kitty Books

Garfield Movies

Those Garfield movies are so silly...lasanga? Give me a nice tin of tuna any day. And he was so silllllllllly to make friends with that ODIOUS dog, Odie! And have you seen how ugly the movie Garfield is? Ick!

Krazy Kitty?!

This morning, I ran around the place. Up the stairs, run around the bedroom, wake up the girl human, run downstairs again, race around place madly, go into garden, race around madly, hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowl at humans for no apparent reason, and sit down on coach.
The humans were saying I was CRAZEE, but there's actualy a PERFECTLY rational explanation.
I just don't know what it is.
Lots of purrs,
Miss China Paws

Saturday, July 22, 2006

Silly quiz thing.

I nabbed this from themoneyguru.blogspot.com :
From my posts, descripe me in one word. Put it in the comments. Then do it on YOUR blog so I can do it for you!
The word fabulous springs to mind.

My wish list

My wish list:
1. Fish buffet.
2. To defeat my evil nemisis, Gingerella. (More on that l8r)
3. For someone to comment on my blog!
4. To have my own satin bed.
5. For the world to worship me, as I deserve.

Lots of purrs,
Miss China Paws

Silly humans!

They spent AGES trying to get me out from underneath the bed...only I wasn't there!
Or was I...............?
Lots of purrs,
Miss China Paws

Comment! Comment! Comment!

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease? *kitty eyes* *howls*


Vets are...there is no word to descripe them. But I know when they're taking me there!!!! The last time I went (5 years ago. Or is it 6?) once they put me in that cat carrier, I knew what was going on!!! So, I HOWLED and I HOWLED. I was letting people know I was being held against my will, and I was being taken to the vet!
And oh, how everyone stared! But did anyone rescue me? No!
But I HAD my revenge! Once they took me out of the cat carrier, I RAN around the room! They were chasing me around a small room! And crying "China! China!". Well, my slaves were, anyway. The vet looked kind of scared and just stood there.
Andway, after they finally caught me, and put me on that stupid steel table (why is it steel? Even equipped with fur like I am, it's really cold!!!!), and the vet was gingerly holding me, I HISSED and I HOWLED. And he sure looked scared!
After he told them to give me some antibiotics, he backed away, and my slaves tried to get me back in that carrier!
When we got home, they gave me some cod...but when I sniffed it, there were tablets in it! They were trying to poison me! I didn't eat it! A few days later, they FORCE FED me those tablets! But I'm more hardy then that! Whatever those tablets were supposed to do (no doubt drug me, so they could overthrow me), they didn't work! Ha!

Lots of purrs,
Miss China Paws


You know what REALLY agravates me? The movie Cats & Dogs. They made the dogs goodie-goodies, and the cats evvvil.
No fair! That's catism! Why are the cats always evil? Yes, we like our creature comforts, but so what?! At least WE won't slobber all over your shoes, chew up your slippers, or demand walks! Yes, cats are for the sophisticated human, who APPRECIATES what we're all about.
And gives us tuna fish.
Lots of purrs,
Miss China Paws

Hot! Hot! Hot!

Ooooooh, it's so HOT!!!!!!!
I had some frozen fish earlier on...wasn't very nice!
"China, I've given you fish! Oh, all right, you can have some more! "
That was my humans. Tiny slivers of fish! However, I stopped howling once they give me a nice chunky piece.
And once I let it defrost it was very nice.
Lots of purrs,
Miss China Paws


Hello! I'm Miss China Paws. I'm a moggy cat, I'm 10, I'm mostly blakc with white tuxedo markings, and I have a white spot under my chin. I have 2 humans, who are my slaves. My DEADLIEST enemy is Gingerella. She is QUITE vicious...Meow! My pastimes are grooming, eating, grooming, sleeping, grooming, and did I say grooming?
Lots of purrs,
Miss China Paws