Miss China Paws

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Sunday, August 20, 2006

Poor neglected cat

Humans! Are! Bad!
They were out all day, doing something to do with...moving...And they left me no fresh tuna! Bad! The only tuna they left out was all dried up, and I couldn't eat that! So, I was just lying there, hungry, and somehow finding the strength to groom myself when they came home. I, of course, went straight to the door to howl at them. They, of course, realised their sins, and went all "Oh, poor China!" and let me out so I could eat my catfood. Humans! Are! Bad!
Lots of purrs,
Miss China Paws

Saturday, August 19, 2006

Rain, grooming and...wait a minute?!

Rain! Mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrow!!! I hate rain. It's not fair! I couldn't even get out to my chicken catfood, because there were slugs and it was soggy! After a few hours I was so hungry I had to resort to a few nibbles. Slugs! In! My! Food! And then I couldn't go out because it was raining so hard. I howled at the humans to STOP it, but they wouldn't listen. And it took ages to get them to tip out my tuna fish! I mean, I will sip the juices from the tin, but EAT the tuna fish from the tin?! No! So, eventually they poured out my tuna onto the tinfoil. About time! And then water started coming in from the ceiling, so I ran upstairs. Hang on, they're saying something about it being a good thing we're moving....

Saturday, August 12, 2006

Tag (but not the one on my collar)

I've been tagged by The Meezers, too list 5 weird things about me and my humans.
Here are the rules: The player of this game starts with "5 weird things/habits about yourself." In the end you need to choose 5 people to be tagged and list their names. The people who get tagged need to write a blog about their 5 weird things/habits as well as state this rule clearly, then tag 5 more victims. Don't forget to leave your victim a comment that says "you're tagged!" in their comments and tell them to read your blog.

5 weird things about the teenage human:
  1. She's a vegetarian and won't eat fish.
  2. The place where keeps all the clothes thingies is a mess.
  3. She has over 500 books.
  4. She buys anything with cats on it---books, payjamas, clothes, bags, ANYTHING. Oh, wait a minute, that's not weird.
  5. She's always smearing stuff from a little pot on her lips.

5 weird things about the older humans:

  1. She's a vegetarian who eats fish. Mmm, I get most of it, though!
  2. She's always annoyed when there's cat hair on her clothes. She should be honoured!
  3. When she has to meet someone she spends ages smearing weird smelling stuff all over her face.
  4. She's always pulling a hot stick that hisses over her fur. It looks different after she does it.
  5. I have to push over the little table with her radio on it to get her to get up in the morning and get me tuna.

5 weird fabulous things about me:

  1. I can't eat tuna out of a half full tin or I get tuna on my whiskers.
  2. I can use the computer.
  3. I can hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowl.
  4. I spend lots of time grooming so my coat always looks pretty.
  5. Sometimes the grass in the garden attacks me and I have to run in. This has happened a lot since the roaring machines came and took away my garden.

I tag: Gigolokitty (http://gigolokitty.blogspot.com/), 5 cat flyer (http://fivecatflyer.blogspot.com/), Cat Girl's Amazing Felines (http://www.amazingfelines.blogspot.com/) Manx Mnews (http://manxmnews.blogspot.com/) and The Paw Path Cat Blog (http://pawpathlittermat.com/blog//)

Friday, August 11, 2006

Hmph, nocat's tagging me in the "5 weird things" thing. Somecat tag me! Now!


Everyone is copying my kitty klock!

Humans are BAD!!!

The older human, she shut me out all day, because she had an important phone call and didn't want me to distract her. BAD HUMAN! She is my slave! How dare she lock me out!!
This morning, for a change, the teenage girl human was up early before the older human. She was eating her breakfast, so I rushed over to the door and started scratching like crazy to be let in. She kept on saying "No, you'll wake mum up!", but after a while she let me in. So, then I howled for a while for my tuna, but she didn't take any notice, so eventually I stopped and hopped up on the sofa. And then began thorough grooming.
To get revenge on the older human for locking me out, I sat on all her linen trousers, and groomed myself, so now there's cat hair all over them. HA!
Lots of purrs,
Miss China Paws

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Where's my garden?

A few days ago, men with big, roaring machines came into MY garden. I went under the bed, because I didn't want the roaring things to get me. They were there for HOURS, and I didn't get my tuna! Well, I couldn't let the roaring monsters get me, could I? When they were gone, after an hour or so, I went out to my garden to see what they had done. But it wasn't my garden! My garden had nice, long grass that you could play in, but now it's short green stuff. Definitely not proper grass. And everything smelled weird, so I had to go and rub my head against everything to let everyone know it was MY garden. I want my garden back.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

WHY don't they get the name right?

It's Miss China Paws not Miss China Paw.
But that's what it says on my pet insurance:
Pet: Miss China Paw
The humans are always going on about they have pet insurance for me, but not them. Why should they have insurance? They are my SLAVES! Slaves don't have insurance! And they're always saying that with the amount of money they spend on the insurance, why don't they get the name right?
I have to say I agree.
But, that silly human! She forgot to post my insurance! So the insurance people rang her up and were like "Your insurance has expired.".
And she was like "But I posted it! Can you not cancel her insurance for a few more days?"
But THEN, she looks in her bag, and WHAT does she find?!
The form!
BAD humans!
Lots of purrs,
Miss China Paws

Sunday, August 06, 2006

Grooming 101

  • Use your teeth to get any knots in your fur out. Spend quite a bit of time on this stage---half an hour at least.
  • Now, start smoothing out your fur with your tongue. When it's all soft and shiny, this stage is over.
  • Now it's time to get down to business. Groom all your fur, and spend quite a bit of time. An hour is about the right time. Wash your face by licking the backs of your paws and smoothing your fur over with them.
  • Have a little nap, as this is quite tiring.

Remember to have a little groom after you have a nap. Even during the nap. And do a thourough grooming at least three times a day, especially after you've eaten.

Lots of purrs,

Miss China Paws

Saturday, August 05, 2006

Aren't they nice?

Aren't those cats looooovely?!

It's Miss China Paws!

so sorry for the lack of posts, I've been terribly busy, as these photos illustrate:

Let this be a warning to thee who steal my cat food.
I was sunbathing---but, of course, I remember to use SPF 15 Fur-Guard! Wouldn't want my fur to get all dry and brittle! I was having a lovely time till that silly human came along...Flash! Flash! Flash! So annoying! Though they did prove to come in useful, I suppose.
Ah, nothing like having a nice tuna picnic, and then stretching out in the lawn chairs, is there? All that's needed to make my day nicer would be some cod...

Lots of purrs,

Miss China Paws

Wednesday, August 02, 2006


Stringy! I love stringy! Almost as much as catnip! The girl human gets some wool, and runs around the place with it. But I'm not silly. I know how to catch stringy! So, what I do, is I lie in wait under the table, or in the shadows, and then I POUNCE! And I catch stringy! But stringy gets away (how? It was under my paw), so I have to lie in wait again. And I catch stringy! But then the human decides she wants to go update something, so I don't get to play stringy anymore. Stringy! Stringy! I want to play stringy!
Lots of purrs,
Miss China Paws

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

No blog today

The girl human is keeping the computer all to herself! So annoying!
Lots of purrs,
Miss China Paws

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