WHY don't they get the name right?

It's Miss China Paws not Miss China Paw.
But that's what it says on my pet insurance:
Pet: Miss China Paw
Grr!
The humans are always going on about they have pet insurance for me, but not them. Why should they have insurance? They are my SLAVES! Slaves don't have insurance! And they're always saying that with the amount of money they spend on the insurance, why don't they get the name right?
I have to say I agree.
But, that silly human! She forgot to post my insurance! So the insurance people rang her up and were like "Your insurance has expired.".
And she was like "But I posted it! Can you not cancel her insurance for a few more days?"
But THEN, she looks in her bag, and WHAT does she find?!
The form!
BAD humans!
Lots of purrs,
Miss China Paws